Desk Idols

Print at home · from $2.99

Small paper
objects for a
desk that needs
an opinion.

You buy a file. You print it on regular paper, cut it out, fold it, and glue three tabs. Ten minutes later there is a real object next to your keyboard telling everyone how the day is going.

01

Pick

No account, no signup. Card, Apple Pay or Google Pay.

02

Print

One sheet of US Letter, at 100%, on whatever paper you have.

03

Fold

Scissors and a glue stick. Ten minutes.

The collection

$2.99 each / 3 for $6.99 / all 8 for $11.99

Tap Add to 3-pack on any three to build a bundle.

01LOCKEDIN

Locked In Cube

Sits on your desk so people know not to talk to you.

02DOOMMORE

Doom Cube

For the hours you spend scrolling straight into the abyss.

03IT'SGOING

Delusion Cube

Confidence with no evidence, in a convenient paper format.

04CALMBREATHE

Calm Cube

Six sides of absolutely nothing happening.

05GREMLINMODE

Gremlin Cube

The small evil creature that runs your afternoon.

06DEEPWORK

Deep Work Totem

A tall paper tower you set down before you start. Then you start.

07SURVIVEDANOTHER ONE

Meeting Survivor Block

A wide, patient brick for meetings that could have been an email.

08VILLAINARC

Villain Arc Pyramid

Point it at whoever started it.

Best value

The Full Drop

All eight objects in one PDF. Eight sheets, one download, and a desk that slowly turns into a shrine.

$11.99 for all eight$23.92

Custom · from $7.99

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